air pooping

Farting.

John won't stop air pooping. He's stinking up the room with his damn farts.

by Nem13 September 3, 2010

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Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

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too popped to poop

An alternative way of saying"too pooped to pop"

Man, I worked all day; I'm too popped to poop.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

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Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

by J Barn December 27, 2007

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sudden poop thrust

when you all the sudden get the urge to poop... and there is no way you can hold it.

Brian: So I was just at the mall trying on clothes, and got a sudden poop thrust and just knew i had to crap immediately. Man, it came out of nowhere!

by alittleduet April 14, 2010

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pooping like a duck

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010

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