Rule 34

The designation given to the horrid, amorphous, and chaotic statement that "if it exists on the internet, there's porn of it; if there isn't, there will be.". Despite this, this is not true. Characters under the age of 18 cannot experience this horrific ritual, especially if they can't age.

Anyone who creates/enjoys this landfill should be handed over to the FBI.

guy 1: Dude, someone made Rule 34 of <underage character name goes here>!
guy 2: I'll get the Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.

by Exodim June 8, 2022

Rodney Rule

The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.

Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.

by Angst Wu June 13, 2022

Rule 35

Rule 35 is the fact that, if it exists, there will be an fnf mod of it. Nothing will go unseen in the Friday Night Funkin community, and eventually everything will have its own mod.

"Is there rule 35 of a table?"
"Obviously."

by Omari_35 June 14, 2022

Rule 35

Rule 35 is the fact that, if it's exists, it has and fnf mod, or it will eventually have an fnf mod.

"Is there rule 35 of a table?"
"Yeah."
"What about stairs?"
"That too."

by Omari_35 June 14, 2022

Larkin's Rule

If a piece of political art is so confusing and you can't ascertain the meaning, it is the artist's fetish art and they obviously get off to it daily

I have no idea what Ben Garrison is saying in his latest piece, I'm invoking Larkin's Rule

by Getting Too Old June 16, 2022

Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”

1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.

by already in use by s0me0ne else June 22, 2022

Rule 20

The principle of this rule is that if it exists, doesn’t exist, or can be conceived by human mind, there will always be someone else offend by whatever it is.

Person 1: “I love eating pizza dude it’s my favorite food.”

Offended Person: “wow, I just can’t believe you, your not even Italian you can’t compliment pizza if your not Italian you racist scum”

Person 1: “it’s a fucking slice of pizza my guy, you’re a prime example of rule 20”

by Book_Of_ Rules June 24, 2022