piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 16, 2009

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014

piss curl

It's where a females pubic hair grows fairly long and it it starts to curl between the flaps.

Yo guys I have a piss curl

by _wag_~Wong June 2, 2017

piss jacket

it’s another word for a yellow jacket

God, these darn piss jackets!

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 11, 2023

After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

by MrPabloE July 1, 2022