Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

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one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

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Baddie-one-sock

The opposite of a goodie-two-shoes, Someone who always does what's wrong and not what they're supposed to do.

Dean no-showed at his sisters wedding rehearsal casue he was at the pub with his mates.

Ah, you know Dean he's such a Baddie-one-sock.

by Lizey January 18, 2009

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one inch destroyer

an incredibly small penis

becky: oh my god, i was about to have sex with dan until he pulled out his one inch destroyer. that totally killed it!

by honky 3000 October 14, 2015

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Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018

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