Toke 'n' Woke

Toke and Woke is the false sense of insight/intelligence experienced by stoners after consuming marijuana. Generally used disparagingly, in order to belittle and imply a general lack of intelligence, especially when spouting poorly thought out conspiracy theories.

Person 1: "I never understand what he means by what he says. He acts like he is mentally superior, but what comes out is just drivel".

Person 2: "Sounds like a textbook case of 'Toke 'n' Woke'".

by Emotional Sociopath September 17, 2018

Squigs n skimp

a fat kid who will never turn down an opportnity to get food.

Kevin Stryker the squigs n skimp of the town weighs in at 200 pounds. He's in 7th grade. Haha, what a fat fat ass

by Horatio Sanchez May 19, 2003

n and c friendship

a friendship that consists of eating, swapping pictures, borrowing chargers and arguing over the other person not answering texts

you guys have such an n and c friendship

by celest3r March 4, 2021

Northwest pick n pock

Originating in the Great Northwest after many days of no sleep you may find yourself face to fingers digging for unknown phantom bugs, blemish, or any strange skin disturbances. Alas you have been bitten by the the northwest pick n pock.

Northwest pick n pock. Hey Lucreatia your face looks like shit! Stop picking your face you ya tweak! I think you need a sandwich and a nap :)

by tweakbird69 July 18, 2009

Pull Cap 'n Shoot

This is when a man is about to orgasm. He pulls out, his girlfriend caps the tip of is penis momentarily with her hand. This builds back pressure. When she releases the cap he will shoot his wad very far.

Last night we did a Pull Cap 'n Shoot. It went six feet and hit her antique dresser.

by Brown's Man June 7, 2009

Kool n' Soothe Slapsies

A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of another player

5 points for a headshot
10 points for a cunt or cock shot
3 points for arms
2 points for chest/ stomach

alternatively, just try to inflict as much cold pain as possible.....enjoy

Kool n' Soothe Slapsies - the coolest game in the world

by Bicybagz+Tisticles January 3, 2006

Sweet n' Sour Injector

1. Any male of East Asian descent attempting to inseminate a woman. 2. Unprotected sex by East Asian male resulting in ejaculating into a woman's vagina. 3. Any East Asian male knowingly ejaculates into a woman's vagina to encourage impregnation.

Hey man I knocked up that White chick last night. I pulled a sweet n' sour injector.

by asianfedsouthernbred May 13, 2011