Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Milk Bread

type of bread

imma eat your juicy thick fat tasty milk jugs i mean milk bread and after that ill shove it up my ass

by JuicyThicckMilkBread December 16, 2021

father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year

Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk

by tea&milk October 17, 2017

milk ball

Someone who is silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or someone being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context used.

Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! My little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Awww! You two make a great couple”
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Person 1: “Ew!!! He just said something so gross and inappropriate. I’m actually scared…”
Person 2: “WTF! What a milk ball!”

by Ril the critter January 24, 2025

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.

she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account

Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.

by Alcatraz Charles December 12, 2021

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*

"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"

by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021