J-Met

A person who tries to skip conditioning or work with any little excuse.

"Bob- Why is he not here today?" "Joe- He says he stubbed his toe, but i saw him running around in PE today." "Bob- Bro is such a J-Met" "Joe-Lol"

by Goofy Ahh Boy72748593901048595 May 5, 2025

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J-Dub

A Jehovah's Witness.

The J-Dubs don’t go door to door much these days, instead they mail their pamphlets with a warm letter promising imminent doom any day now.

by Emcee Pejo August 10, 2022

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J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.

Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'

by ayup ayup June 1, 2022

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j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

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Brennan is a fine medium size dread head a mix between brown skin and light-skin has a ex named Laniyah and is funny when he wants to be and don’t care about what other girls have to say especially his ex

Have u talk to brennan j today

by Brennan/Bren December 9, 2023

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