A girl that can’t accept ur opinion. She’s a girl but can’t decide what gender she is or if she has a gender at all. She only showers every Sunday and tells her most private info to ppl that aren’t even her friends.
by Polishhhhhhhh November 5, 2017
Get the raven jmug. by speakout09 December 19, 2008
Get the J Stampmug. Perrina: Omg girl i just made a PB and J in the school bathroom!!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!
by JacobBurger February 24, 2022
Get the PB and Jmug. by i6y November 21, 2021
Get the jmug. Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
Get the Maroon Hairy Jmug. 
