Sea dog

The official name for the seal found locally in San Diego California answers with a honking sound. Brown, leathery, and loves the ocean.

hey mom can we go see the sea dogs today they sound so cute

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Saucing the dog

Involves three people and one sticks there penis in the others ass crack and the third on cums on there penis like a hotdog

Stacy told me and my brother we could be saucing the dog at her house

by Sir Gabe butsecs August 7, 2023

Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Dog on the beach

Code word for "You have a booger hanging out of your nose."

Bro, you have a dog on the beach. Thanks man, that booger would have stayed there all night!

by KrystalGlass February 8, 2020

penny dog

The most amazing dog in the world with most amazing smile. They are offten little ginge Pomeranians, with buggy eyes and a small head. And they are blessed from behind with fluffy butts.

"Did you see that Penny Dog?"

by ._._._._._._._._._._._. August 26, 2017

L Dog

Laney Noonan. I moran girl that is fucking midget. she hates greaseballs and hates bitches. sucks dick at COD. people call her L Dog because Laney has to take a shit outside like a dog.

chris- L dog is the same size as a sex doll
Laney- shut the fuck up you man whore

by anal porn lover December 21, 2022

Helper dog

1) A dog trained to help humans with various tasks like hunting ducks, finding hidden cocaine, herding sheep, etc.
2) By extension, a dog with no special training trying to help humans with some task beyond its capabilities or understanding (such as car repair or calculus), but mostly looking confused and getting in the way.
3) By extension, a human doing the same thing.

“Don’t just stand there like a helper dog, go do something useful!”

by DM from BC March 16, 2021