Alex

Alex. Alex, hey.

Hym "Alex. Hey... Your contribution to society is adding another hole to fill. So, 'thanks' I guess. Now, I know what you're thinking and my response is 'You tell me, shithead.' Seriously. I'm doing all the things I said I would do and that should probably concern you. But it won't. And that's fine. So, I'll leave you with this: Where are you on the hierarchy relative to the creator of AI?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

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Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.

Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.

by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025

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Alex Feige

My Friend from school

Hi Alex Feige
Why did you same my last name

by SubToDylan4Real March 6, 2025

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alex maxxing

being really nonchalant and aura farming when possible

Omg did you see he sat with someone in the lecture today!!

No way he lost his alex maxxing streak

-100000 aura points

by isabellagotthataura March 10, 2025

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alex

a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)

Girl1: OMG is that Alex?

Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.

by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024

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