Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

Poo

An unidentified substance that attracts lots of flies. No one knows what it is.

Jess: "Oh my gosh, I think I just stepped on some poo!"
Burk: "Yikes, I hope the poo is okay."
Jess: "...?"

by chlorinated January 8, 2023

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

Eifle tower of poo

When you poop so much it piles up and touches your butt.

I took a huge dump that when I relaxed I had an eifle tower of poo.

by Jj the big April 1, 2023

poo

yes

i need a poo

by fortniteballsimgay May 9, 2021

jebby poo

A girl that has a very large penis, but no one really knows

Wow I never knew that Josh has a jebby poo as a girlfriend.

by eggnog.;) April 3, 2017

Poo

A human faeces

Jayden smith: I’m a homo
Me: I know
Me: ew I stood in poo

by Jayjay_gaygay November 25, 2023