Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

co-niece-in-law

Spouse's nibling's wife.

co-niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Fab's Law

"Whatever it is, it always comes to late."

I ordered a new shirt for the party tomorrow, but due to shipping issues it wont be here till next week. I blame Fab's Law

by x1101 April 6, 2010

first co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My first cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.

half-co-uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Rat's Law

If the game allows ratting, there will be ratting.

Player: Jesus man, why do people rat at the extract
Other player: That is Rat's Law for you
Player: I am going to go complain about this issue on the Discord server
Other player: Don't, just deal with it
Player: Ok

by fibonaccisequences May 24, 2024