Passionate Shit

Stuff that you're really in love with and enthusiastic about! Could also be used to describe acts of affection like a guy buying roses for a girl.

"That's Passionate Shit mate!" (Guy being played a tune he likes a lot)
"Flowers, Chocolates? I don't do all that Passionate Shit" (Guy explaining that he isn't the Romantic type!)
The Cheek of Her (Music Artist) has an Album called "Passionate Shit" (This entails that the music is full of passion!)

by cheekygirl April 30, 2012

sky shits

a game in which oneself ballences ontop of a public toilet stall and drops a duece attempting to get it into the toilet. if one is very skilled in the game of sky shits one can drop a duece on an unsuspecting victom.

do you want to play "sky shits" in applebee's

ya man i wanna get a random person

by ZOM-B omnomnomnomnom May 4, 2011

shit nest

The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.

I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?

by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011

Bowl Shit

The brown juice that leaks out of your burrito bowl when it hasn't been sealed properly.

I picked up the bag with my burrito bowl in it and bowl shit had leaked through the bag and got all over my pants. I exclaimed, "This is bowl shit!"

by carli-fries June 25, 2019

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017

Birthday Shit

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.

by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012

shit disturber

A person who because of their very nature, insults random people, picks fights, and likes to stir up trouble

look at that dude in a fight again.... what a little shit disturber

by Anonymous May 18, 2003