Drunken Poop Sex

Having sex with someone after they are so drunk that they forget to take their underwear off to take a shit.

Kelly fucked that Kyle guy after he was so plastered that he shit his boxers. Then the whole basement smelled like drunken poop sex.

by Young Nasty Man July 17, 2004

air pooping

Farting.

John won't stop air pooping. He's stinking up the room with his damn farts.

by Nem13 September 3, 2010

Swabbing the poop deck

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.

"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

by Murfatron/Phil/Kyle/Paul. June 11, 2006

Itchy Poop Ass

Itchy Poop Ass occurs in the male population and is caused by insufficient wiping after defecation. As time progresses, the victim of Itchy Poop Ass (IPA), will begin to notice the agitation of the anus and surrounding area. The only known cure to Itchy Poop Ass is a shower.

Man Harrison I got some really bad Itchy Poop Ass because I didn't wipe properly today. I am going to have to leave work and take a shower.

by J Barn December 27, 2007

too popped to poop

An alternative way of saying"too pooped to pop"

Man, I worked all day; I'm too popped to poop.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

poop on my face

A term used when you hate your life and can't take life anymore.

Skye screamed "POOP ON MY FACE MOM!!!" When her mother told her to make her bed.

by Jacklover22 September 15, 2013

pooping like a duck

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010