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13 year old

Most discriminated age in the world by evryone, well you kow what we think of you adults? We think you are lusty, ungrateful, dumb idiots.
Adults are always watcthing penis and pussy romance.

They are always so fucking ungrateful, always complaining!
13 year old kid in a 13 year old human being
by Ajdafi February 17, 2024
mugGet the 13 year oldmug.

g(old)

"dude... put on some g(old)"
by cheiyvaz November 21, 2018
mugGet the g(old)mug.

how old is hunter

he's 35 u fucking idiot
How old is hunter?
35 u dumbfuck
by DreamLover69 December 9, 2020
mugGet the how old is huntermug.

old fart alumni

You roll over, and who else could it be? It’s the alumnus who has a job, a steady flow of cash, and a crew of subordinates to do his work while he takes a long weekend to visit the frat castle once a week. Apparently everything this alumnus learned about raising hell during his undergrad years was erased while he brownnosed his way up the corporate ladder. He took the generic “walk in the way of honor” part of the of the creed a little too seriously, and now he feels like his wealth of knowledge about how he thinks the world actually works will be applicable to a bunch of adolescents determined to drink and fuck like it is going out of style. He’ll come by for a tailgate or big party once a semester just to take a look around and be somewhat disturbed by all the same things he used to do when he was 20 years old. “Guys I’m not trying to be a buzzkill, but…” will be heard a couple of times, followed by how your behavior could ultimately get your charter pulled from the wall. Whenever there is some sort of “brotherhood event,” he will be there to make sure everything runs the way it did back when he was pledging. Oh, there’s a committee meeting tonight? You can always count on this local alumnus to make an appearance because, frankly, he doesn’t have anything better to do on a Wednesday night. All in all, this guy is just the genetically altered mutant-freak version of a super senior.
by someguyoverthere2 February 19, 2020
mugGet the old fart alumnimug.

Hairy 2 yr old

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
mugGet the Hairy 2 yr oldmug.

5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything
Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?
by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023
mugGet the 5 year oldsmug.

Old Gregg

The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.

Origin: from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.
Dude Tyler is making out with that chick he just met at the bar. I’m pretty sure “she” has an Old Gregg.
by Gasman01 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Old Greggmug.

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