octobers lover

October lover is a time when you fall inlove in october with a guy and you guys date for a week in november until he leaves you(because he feels too young to be dating but wants he still says he wants you), but you guys decide to stay friends and he starts to be dry and keeps leaving you on opened and delivered, and then one day he plays Fortnite with a random girl and you friends have enough of it and pressure you into blocking him but you didnt block him on one app just to give him a chance plus you wrote him a very long text on how you dont get if he wants to talk to me or not and he says yes then a few hours later you say '' post yo bereal'' ( bcs your the one who said to download it for him and you always remind him to do so) but now your siting 11 days on delivered... and you reply to one of his snaps that he shows his spotify wrapped ( sent to everyone) and he leaves u on opened..

girl 1: yo i just found my octobers lover
girl 2: run, just run.

by leahhatesyou November 30, 2023

October 18th

October 18th. The day the most important person in my life was born. I love him so much <3

"He seems to be special to her. He must've been born on October 18th!"

by H1SF0R3V3R December 1, 2023

October 18th

October 18th is the day the most special person in my life was born. I love him so much <3

"When was your boyfriend born?"

"October 18th."

"That must mean he's really special to you!"

"Mhm, he really is."

by H1SF0R3V3R December 1, 2023

October 28

October 28 is National Torture Ben Day. On October 28, make sure to ensure that everyone you know named Ben has as miserable a day as possible.

I have plans o' plenty for October 28, Ben.

by oiliverrr December 11, 2023

October 23rd

The day that the most delusional people are born. Also super hot :3

Damn bro, you were born on October 23rd? You must be crazy fr fr"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

Omission from Orgasm October (OOO)

when u dont watch no shit sussy for october

quandale:why u cumming its november
me (femboy): cos i didnt do not shit suusy in october its called Omission from Orgasm October (OOO)
quandale:k

by FemboyFagUwU May 12, 2023

october 14th

the best people are born on this day, they are loving kind and caring and are one of the smartest people, they tend to have a great body and a fat ass,

hey when were you born? "october 14th" damnnnn wanna go out?

by loveyourself111 July 11, 2023