The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

1. j

A symbol used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent extremely large numbers

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???

by mreatha February 4, 2025

J Lo’d

When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)

“I just got J Lo’d”

by veiledxo December 15, 2022

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

J-US

A funny, loving and caring guy of ONF
He is off team leader of the group

"do you know who is off team leader of ONF?"

"Yes i know, he is J-US"

by Givemeseungjun November 23, 2021

J-Plague

A rare and severe lung infection when you smoke that J-plug boof pack purchased from Josh Roseman
Symptoms are coughing blood, difficulty breathing, shortness of breath, spitting yellow, green, and black mucus.
Practically a derivative of Tuberculosis or Pneumonia

"I think I got a week left to live, Doc told me I got the J-Plague"

by fadfdasdfasdasd April 17, 2025

J*b

The better word for job

Friend: hey, do you have a job?
Friend's friend: You mean j*b?

by nextcloudtalk50 August 25, 2025