j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

for real real with the cool J

A way to agree with sass

"OMG this movie is stupid!"
"Yeah, for real real with the cool J!"

by Felipe sin los muchachos March 7, 2021

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

j u s i y k i

Cuck ass, toosi ass, coping ass nigga

You a j u s i y k i ass nigga.

by newcribwhodis? October 26, 2025

Jeremiah J.

Kinda like Jesus in a slim thuggish way. Everything seems to evolve around him. He could be a God and he doesnt even know it. Everybody is attracted to Jeremiah J and wants to be in his presence. Jeremiah J has Rizz to the point of he can walk up to complete strangers and they are naturally drawn to him. He is modest but can have any girl he wants. Jeremiah is always right and always does the right thing. Jeremiah has a nice cock and is a freaky sex god. He can touch someone and have them sucking his Dick in minutes. He can make stupid decisions occasionally but always makes them the right decisions in the end. Jeremiah can be a Dick, but a dick in a way the woman cant resist him. His goofy smile will literally melt woman into him. If you ever meet a Jeremiah J you will have a loyal freind for a lifetime.

Jeremiah J.s cock hits that special spot every single time

by JNorthman November 23, 2024

PB&J

When a guy rubs peanut butter all over his dick and then has sex with a girl on her period.

Guy 1: "So did you and Emily have sex last night?"
Guy2: "No man, she was on her period."
Guy 1: "You should've tried a PB&J!"

by BeetsDub April 7, 2021

Peter J Carter

A Brit who identifies as a Fox, that admins trillions of meaningless facebook groups, among which "We use 10 words maximum" is pretty good. Founder and leader of CRACK FOX CULT. He loves children.

Roy: Look! That's Peter J Carter. I love him in every universe.

Peter J Carter: Dolphins don't have legs

by MisfitMe June 7, 2022