cat pic on tinder

If you're female and your Tinder profile features a picture, this is code for I am cat lady and I am looking for a ONS or anon sex

Cat pic on Tinder!? She is so dtf

by Rtwshane February 21, 2018

Cat walk ready

Cat walk ready is a term used to describe ones physique after an episode of sickness and or diarrhea.

Natalie: "I've lost 5lbs in 3 days from food poisoning."

Danielle: "Cat walk ready."

Natalie: " I guess but I shit my pants."

by smokington August 31, 2016

tortoiseshell calico cat

Fairly cute cats but can be assholes. Usually act nice when they know you better

"dude I got a tortoiseshell Calico cat"
"Be careful, it might scratch or bite you"

by Master bay shan July 10, 2021

Cute Cat Syndrome

1. When you see a cat that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute cat.

1. Bartholomeow the Third: (hugging a cute cat a bit too tight)

Cat owner: Hey give me my cat back, creep.

2. Rosie: (to cat) Aww you're such a cute cat aww.

Robby: Um, I think you have Cute Cat Syndrome.

by Consierd August 13, 2012

slippery cat's womb

to have the personality a slippery cat's womb.

"You are one slippery little cat's womb...you dicks-mouth"

Eric went to the shop and saw Jack, who he considered to be a slippery cat's womb.

by ojart July 18, 2011

Otis da Cat

Also known as Meow-ze-dung..He is Ruler of the north american animal kingdom the most dangerous cat alive. Weighing in at 23 pounds, claws as sharp as razorblades can rip through trees and cement buildings. His secret weapon is his ability to get you to pet him, but if he does not like you he will scratch you in half. He has the nose 300x a dogs sense. He can kill you in one scratch. don't fuck wit da kit cat. His Klan consists of all neighbor hood cats, wildebeests, ant eaters, leopards, cheetahs, bob cats, linx and all other scratchers. His Help from the west , aka Moosh 10x is second ruler under his rule. He aka "ahhh scratch" she is fatness..yet is still tough and has the same ability of otis...she just follows otis because he is old and wise. But no worry...she beats the shit out of Mason.

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhh....its ot---.

^didn't even get to complete the sentence cause he was cut in half by Otis da Cat

by Adingchinaman October 13, 2011

Egyptian Sand Cat

Another name for the Anus. This is for folks that cannot pronounce sphincter correctly and say Sphinx.

Yeah, that burrito I had last night almost made my Egyptian Sand Cat miss the litter box.

by swiguy2112 April 29, 2023