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Baby Scissors

Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands
Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.
by Jetzke February 12, 2020
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Sceenie Baby

A small scene child, usually under the age of 14. Comes from the little stuffed toys called Beenie Babies.
Person 1: Did you see that sceenie baby over there?
Person 2: Yeah. He was, like, 3 feet tall, but his hair bumped him up to 5.
by Megatron3000 October 9, 2010
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Maybe Baby

A child that hasn't been aborted but likely will be.
Dude: I think I got my girl pregnant, we don't know if we're gonna keep it
Guy: sounds like you got a maybe baby
by Mosqueezin January 18, 2022
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Grapple baby

Similar to how an anchor baby is used to immigrants can migrate to a new country, a grapple baby is a more extreme slur to denote when immigrants have children in a country or migrate with them and use them as an excuse to stay while refusing to assimilate or adapt to the culture of the country they move to.

The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.

This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.

I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.
"Get out of my country you god damn grapple baby!"
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Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time
Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby
by Chasadia November 23, 2018
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Baby creamer

Wtf Dude you just creamed that baby
Why would you do that you creamed a baby you baby creamer
by Hagis22e5 April 7, 2021
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Fair Babies

Child whose parents who work the rides at traveling carnivals that walk around barefoot with unkempt hair and dirty clothing.
While enjoying the local church carnival with our children, we saw a group of fair babies playing behind the fun house.
by Wipeoutdv July 21, 2019
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