December 3

National masturbation day

Henry: Do you know what day it is tomorrow?
Thor: December 3?
Henry: No! Its national masturbation day!

by ToeWhisperer October 15, 2019

november 3

tell alicia u love her day

person 1: hey alicia, i love you!
alicia: really?

person 1: yeah!! it’s november 3

by love alicia November 1, 2019

December 3

The day where NO ONE can call you shit

Steve: Hey it's December 3rd do you know what that means

John: yeah the day no one can call you shit

by Shady Owl December 4, 2019

February 3

Everyone born on this day is a god/goddess and if you don’t let them boss you around you are literal human trash

“Maddie was born on february 3rd!”
“seriously?! she’s so cool”

by 3melodii3 May 18, 2020

April 3

The most annoying person was born on this day!

Was he born on April 3rd??? Ugh, he so annoying.

by itfgihfrdfuuijgt April 12, 2021

September 3

National hug a girl from behind her waist day, any girl you come across you must hug from behind.

Josh: It’s September 3, so I had to hug Lizzy from behind! she’s so thic.

by ThatSoundCloudRapper September 2, 2021

April 3

This is the day the finest, sexiest, and most perfect girl with the most perfect body is born. They also have a nice booty. But their personality is weird asf.

WOW LOOK AT THIS GIRL! She was probably born on April 3rd

by SimpinAndPimpin January 10, 2022