j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.

Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.

by Mrals June 04, 2019

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 01, 2009

J Crew

A herd of privileged white people

After the J Crew arrived, the party lost its vibe.

by JRogue October 29, 2019

J. Crew

(collective n.) A group of white men.
j.crew

That J. Crew stormed the impeachment proceedings.

by Remmy Buxaplenty October 25, 2019

OJ flow J

A fit African American man smoothly and in a flowing pattern gives you what would commonly be referred to as a handjob

Damn did that nigga give you a OJ flow J

by Cripple Killer May 30, 2019