poseidons kiss

Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you

Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss

by Lifnfnfnfnfnsjahahhaga October 13, 2023

national kiss cassidy day

national kiss cassidy day is every even day (wink wink). an example is the 2nd 4th 6th ect

its national kiss cassidy day i must go kiss her

by spencerisdumb October 3, 2020

Chef's Kiss

The act of spreading your favorite dip over your partners asshole so you can have a lil snack during blowies

She gave me a good Chef's Kiss last night and now there's guacamole touching my prostate

by Lick Moranis May 13, 2025

potty kiss

When you hit someone using a urinal from the back of their head causing them to "kiss the potty" as their head bounces off the wall. They are typically done in a bar.

"Shorsery-- that guy you potty kissed at the Coleson brought his buddy around this time"

by Professor Grimmice October 4, 2023

steven kiss

When your successful significant other is on the way home from work and tells you ahead of time to greet him with you r mouth open ready for insert.

I’m gonna give you a hot beef insert - are you ready for your Steven kiss?

by World.guide August 11, 2023

Smoke kisses

The act of 2 or more people blowing smoke at eachother so that the ends meet in a "kiss", a mockery of Eskimo kisses

Smoke kisses are the smokers (or stoners) mock way of doing Eskimo kisses

by D4Nt3c011iN$ September 26, 2020

kissing the wrong lips

Eating a girl out so called because the labia are sometimes called lips

Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.

by I am god March 23, 2016