Spicing your meat

When you or your significant other use sriracha or another hot sauce as lubricant before performing oral sex

Jim: You look happy Jerry, had a good night yesterday? were you Spicing your meat?
Jerry: Yeah man I got my meat spiced so hard by Missus.
Jim: I remember the first time Missus spiced my meat, Boy oh boy was it an experience.

by Meat Lover 69 August 28, 2019

Roman meat tray

Roman meat tray is the act of oral upon a freshly dead female. You can usually get away with it by claiming you are performing mouth to mouth but had the wrong lips.

Frank accidentally killed his girlfriend last week, walked in on him enjoying a roman meat tray

by Thorzzz May 2, 2018

Meat Beat Boogie

The dance your pardner does when they step into the cowboy boots you jacked off into the other night.

What the fuck is wrong with you; why would you come up with something like the "Meat Beat Boogie."

by Jayckinoff April 26, 2020

Michigan Meat Pie

A sexual act similar to the cream pie, the Michigan Meat Pie differs by the final part of the act, where the woman farts out the semen over a high quality steak.

Did Todd tell you about last night? Rebecca did the Michigan Meat Pie on his steaks. We were supposed to eat those tonight!

by CDRTickledick May 20, 2020

Meat Beat Bonanza

Ram Ranch Special. 18 cowboys in Ram Ranch choking the chicken in the shower

Yo wanna join our Meat Beat Bonanza?

by squiddytendies July 28, 2020

Hawaiian Meat Stew

When you drill a hole in a coconut, nutt inside it till it is filled up. Let is sit for a while till maggots and larvae grow.
A sign that the stew is ready is a foul smell and a lumpy thick consistency.
You then crack the coconut open and eat what is inside.

Man, I am preparing a Hawaiian Meat Stew, it's been sitting in my bathroom for 5 weeks now. The smell, is horrific, it's almost ready

by KaiserFranzJosefII October 25, 2020

Tennessee meat pie

When you are nailing your partner and her punani is super loose so you take Arbyś roast beef and shove it up her punani and continue to nail her. Lastly, you cum inside her and onto the roast beef in her punani and then you have to punch her in the vag while yelling ¨ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS¨ now remember, you can only use arbys roast beef for this. Have fun.

wow i was nailing becky the other night and she let me tennessee meat pie her. Score!

by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018