space monkey

Someone who is impossable to communicate with when they are under the influence (Taken from the chimpanzees used in the early days of teh space program who were impossable to communicate with when they were in orbit).

Jerry's gone space monkey on us. Three tequilas and he's in his own orbit!

by unidyne July 25, 2004

monkey love

the love of a monkey

Jim: Don't make me give you monkey love!
Jo: Give it to me!

by Amy September 22, 2004

Drunken Monkey

An inebriated simian prone to outburst of half-nakedness and coconut-throwing. Inhabitant of Monkey Island. Also prone to outbursts of lucidity.

The Drunken Monkey can be most often found throwing bananas at people.

by Michoira February 23, 2004

fudge monkey

racial slur for ghetto, wild, and ignorant African Americans

them dirty fudge monkeys were jumping around and talking loud in the resturant

by gangstaliciouc December 21, 2008

monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

Monkey Wrench

To "monkey wrench" is to screw stuff up...normally cause you dont like the way it's going....

Kurt blowing his brains out monkey wrenched nirvana.

by BentAngle September 15, 2007

douche monkey

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person

Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.

by Rap Master G December 30, 2004