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18 And Life with Johnny

The mispronounced lyrics of Skid Row’s hit song “18 And Life.”
Brizzle: 18 and life with Johnny!

B Real: That’s not the line! It’s “18 and life, you got it!” Got it?
by Bundty September 13, 2023
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did my life

Travon did my life 😂
by How you doing May 2, 2015
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Go Home Life

When life doesn't make any sense..Sometimes saying "Go home life.. You're drunk." Makes everything better.
Dude.. My orange juice keeps spilling. This is making me so mad... Ugh. Go HOME life.. You're drunk.

Sometimes life irritates me and makes me want to smack it in the face and tell it to go home.
by TBAM March 18, 2013
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vincents sex life

Vincents sex life is non existent
by Nibbabooty September 7, 2020
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The Life Cycle of a Froggy

The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.
P1-"Hey bro, you know the life cycle of a frog"

P-2-" Na, and I'm not intere-"

P1-"The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.

P1- *opens his eyes to see his friend is gone*
by Mr. Bleau November 17, 2020
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sweet titty life

An expression that is a synonym to “awesome” or “This makes me happy”. Can also be equated to “life is good”.
Friend: I heard we are still going to have that party tomorrow!

You: Sweet titty life!!!
by LeahWould August 23, 2018
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male half-life

the male living past about age forty, thinking sex is available, but being DEAD WRONG!
while the female, due to various biological developments WRAPS IT UP !!
(this is the greatest, saddest, untold story for the younger males! ie: that of the poor male, left to spontaneously combust!

no more unsatisfied, "messy chore" for the female! or, getting "preggums" by a being unfit for fatherhood !
jeff was feeling strongly damned by male half-life while his lecher instincts ran wild!

i "burned in hell" in later life, thanks to male half life!

due to male half-life, the male will 'take on' about anything! ie: "sloppy the pig", bag of broken glass/garbage, box of nails, e.t.c.
by michael foolsley May 30, 2022
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