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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Hull middle school

a stupid ass school where fat hoes and bum ass gay Indian kids go to preach there shit to gahndi but then we have those dog eaters who get high test scores and then the fuvking high school has a 3.7 rating so fuck
hell middle school is shit
Hull middle school is gay
by ok u hull July 21, 2019
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Twin lakes academy middle school

Worst school ever everyone there is gay and fake periodt
Hey did u hear of twin lakes u mean twin fake twin lakes is so fake so it now twin fake twin lakes academy middle school
by Ceocool January 6, 2019
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Centennial middle school

You go to centennial middle school

Yeah

Daymmm there broke af I heard
by Abced November 8, 2019
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the middle finger

person 1: the middle finger is the best thing ever invented
person 2: i agre
by mekrinemkrimm April 4, 2022
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Et booth middle school

Here’s a better definition of this school :)

It’s full of spoiled white little kids who have no common sense. Even the kids who claim to be “different” and “mature” are even worse. Some claim they smoke pine, but they have never met a plug in their lives and have no idea what being unique is like. They all dress the same. Last but not least, they all depend on their parents whose mothers are usually whores with bleached hair.

So yeah guys, have fun living your FAKE lives
Et booth middle school? Great education! FAKE ASS FAMILIES
by Bruhhhhhhhhhh69 October 25, 2019
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Hays Middle School

Bad. They preach no bullying until it actually happens. Everyone there is the exact same they have no personality's. Teachers are ok except for the 8th grade ones they suck. THEIR SUCK AT SPORTS OMG. For the lick trend they only stole soap. their all pussys.
"OMG HAYS MIDDLE SCHOOL IS SO BORING"
"FOR REALLL"
by DUMBBY September 18, 2021
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