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A hundred and Fuck

The obligatory smartass answer when a fellow soldier in Iraq asks what the temperature is.
Hey, how hot is it today?
answer: A hundred and fuck, we're in Iraq damnit, did you think it would be 80 and sunny?
by Koalabiter December 26, 2008
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god fuck it

A derivative of goddammit that conveys a greater feeling of outrage in the speaker, due to the much heightened blasphemy of asking God to not merely damn the object or situation, but also to have punish fuck sex with it.
A guy walks out of his apartment to discover his car window has been smashed in, and exclaims: "God fuck it!"
by rapscallion9000 October 16, 2008
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butt fucked

The art of using your rifle butt to literally fuck someone up in a war zone scenario....
American Troop: *gun goes click*
Wehrmacht Troop: *gun goes click*
American Troop: It's time to get butt fucked you Kraut Bastard!

*American Troop proceeds to smash Opponents skull in repetitivly with his rifle butt*
by SovietSpaghetti August 28, 2016
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Fuck Punishment

The arival of a life long fleshy commitment nine months after sex.
Brian thought he was so lucky to have shagged Lucy though nine months later he was devasted by the delivery of some serious fuck punishment.
by anjrooveg January 24, 2009
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fuck tax

1. A high tax (s) that is taken out of your paycheck by the government that significantly reduces your net pay

2. The tax a man gets by the government when he fathers an illegitimate child. Also known as child support
"Shit, I got the fuck tax this week!" John said.

"Man I got that fuck tax coming out each pay- if only I wrapped my shit."
by dmbxvii August 7, 2009
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fuck ohio

man 1: fuck ohio
man 2: yes
by Item maker August 27, 2022
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chill-fucked

When you are so fucked up that you can just sit by a fire for ten hours and not give a shit. The best feeling in the world.

normally the result of being stone drunk, baked as hell, or rollin your nuts off.
jons been staring at the fire for two and a half hours...

"jon you alright?"

"yea man, im just chill-fucked outta my mind."
by Tyler? December 15, 2008
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