A dark, melanin in skin, no life, v6 driving monk. Tries to get with girls under the influence at parties he wasnt invited too.
by brando. November 23, 2021

A tall and skinny babbling idiot, always saying sum shit that doesn’t make any sense, usually a degenerate pot smoker, also probably watches a LOT of Fortnite porn.
Dude just mute your mic your being an Alex Mendler, and I can hear the big busty renegade raider porn playing in the backround.
by Fartslayer54 May 3, 2024

1. the most beautiful girl in the world! big breasts, thick thighs and a phat ass. has the prettiest face you've ever seen.
2. a girl that loves the color purple and is always dressed in all black clothing. loves skirts and stockings. bonus points if there is a choker involved.
3. a girl that probably doesn't know how beautiful she really is.
4. a girl that probably listens to lil darkie.
5. a girl that probably sleeps all day.
2. a girl that loves the color purple and is always dressed in all black clothing. loves skirts and stockings. bonus points if there is a choker involved.
3. a girl that probably doesn't know how beautiful she really is.
4. a girl that probably listens to lil darkie.
5. a girl that probably sleeps all day.
by KJisnotokie August 6, 2023

Alex is a kind person. They can be a boy or a girl or non-binary. They are usually very creative and love to create their own stories. Sometimes they can be a little too rude so you have to forgive them for that, they can’t help it. They are slightly clingy and love to talk about themself. They are into things like theater and singing. They live to be the center of attention, but also are easily embarrassed. Alex’s tend to fall in the middle of things. For example, an Alex is most likely an ambivert. Alex’s will care for those they love and defend them no matter what. Alex’s can sometimes hold grudges against people. They are the most beautiful person you will ever meet, even though they swear they are ugly. They try to be kind to everyone they meet, and will adapt how they act based on their surroundings.
by Anything By Alex November 14, 2019

Dude 1: Im tryna hit the club Alex Mann style tonight!
Dude 2: I'd come but I have an Econ problem set due tomorrow! :/
Dude 1: It'd be a lot more Alex Mann of you to say fuck it and pop that bottle of champ' !
Dude 2: I guess I'm just more of Jonah Schenk type then!
Dude 1: Well then I guess you should've done Castle...
Dude 2: I'd come but I have an Econ problem set due tomorrow! :/
Dude 1: It'd be a lot more Alex Mann of you to say fuck it and pop that bottle of champ' !
Dude 2: I guess I'm just more of Jonah Schenk type then!
Dude 1: Well then I guess you should've done Castle...
by icarl(y) April 24, 2020
