Swaney's Law

A law of the internet, named after its originator, who codified it on Facebook, which states: If you have to write an article about your weird fetish, you don't actually have it and just want attention and hate clicks and should go back to posting half nudes on insta.

Prima: I just finished a Vice article about how I have a sexual attraction to coffee grounds!

Secunda: No you don't. You just want attention. Quit invoking Swaney's Law, and go spread your asscheeks on Onlyfans if you're that fucking needy.

by Shakes Turner December 28, 2023

Law of Deveyra

The idea behind an idea is always better than the reality of doing it.

For example: Going out for a smoke because you're bored but realizing you're just as bored but with a smoke in your hand.

Going out to clubs sounds fun, once you're there you realize you rather want to go home and thus continue the circle of Deveyra's Law.

"-Dude, i went out clubbing last night and law of Deveyra were implied. I should've stayed home."

"- I'm bored, lets go for a walk!
- Before you decide, contemplate Deveyra's law."

by Andreas Deveyra February 23, 2019

half-sibling-in-law

1- Half-sibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's half-sibling.

My half-sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Luna’s Law

If one possesses the ability to foresee the future, they are granted an unassailable advantage, rendering defeat or loss impossible.

Using Luna’s Law One Should Never Have Doubt.

by Jediruso March 10, 2025

Todd’s Law

The longer a youtube comment is posted from original video post date, the crazier that comment is.

“You sort those comments by ‘New’, man?”
*shrug*”Todd’s Law, Bruh”

by USFAL March 7, 2020

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021