.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.

.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.

.9.One Thousand Nine Hundred Anuda Forty Two Aduna Two Thousand Anuda Two.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

two heartbeats

being turned on

“you’re so sexy”

“omg that just gave me two heartbeats !”

by bowww April 8, 2024

the two time

The two time 1993-94 Blockbuster video game champion, with a 6'8 frame running on pure fuel, Dr. Disrespect.

Dude 1: Hey dude have you heard of "the two time"?

Dude 2: No, who is that??

Dude 1: Bro he's the 1993-94 Blockbuster game champ!

by Jimmy's Dean January 31, 2024

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011