stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

Soapy Tit Wank

in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity

Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?

by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010

teeth over tits

"teeth over tits" refers to a person that has paid for a breast enhancement instead of getting their crooked, jagged teeth fixed.

Damn look at her. No Dude, she's teeth over tits.

by trinic July 02, 2008

no mame la tit

Extended and funnier version of no mames. It specifies that the one must stop sucking "the tit".

Kevin: You gotta man up and stop being a lil bitch.
Rudy: No mame la tit!

by Kevin Ortiz Segovia November 26, 2006

Tit Milk Supreme

1. A common greeting used between teenagers in Wisconsin

2. A phrase used out of rage

1. Reese: Yo, Tit milk supreme.
Joe: Whats up.

2. Kid dies in MW3
Kid: TIT MILK SUPREME!!!

by HornyGoat March 26, 2012

Garlic Bread Tits

Tits that are long, stink, have a crust and leave a seriously bad after taste in your mouth. Aka Cory Lind

Cory Lind has garlic bread tits.

by hihobikesagogo December 05, 2011

as flat as a witches tit

When the atmosphere has dropped and has become boring

This house is as flat as a witches tit!

by Lizzie Palmer September 07, 2008