I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

poo

"Poo" is a really nasty glossy log. Don't every eat it, please.

Person 1: Hold up guys, I have to go
Person 2: To go poo?
Person 1: Maybe..

by sf;jknsdjk April 16, 2022

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 20, 2020

Poo

Poo

Poo

by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023

Pizzy Pooed

When your friend named phoenix goons you till you shit

Damn Phoenix pizzy pooed me all night

by fjordglimping master June 28, 2025

Poo

Poo

Poo

by Saggyfatface October 31, 2020

Poo

Stinky, brown turd.

Ew! That poo smells!

by 0sieru0fp May 12, 2020