english penis

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.

Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.

by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010

chicken penis

When you eat chicken while watching porn and masturbating

i love it when the grease from the chicken makes a lubricant for my penis and makes it into a chicken penis

by Elia the foreskin master August 28, 2006

godzilla penis

a large, green looking penis.

Yo, your godzilla penis looks like a fat ol zucchini.

by Andrew Call December 14, 2007

Penis Sucker

A person, especially a male homosexual, who performs felatio.

Ned Flanders called Kung-Fu Jesus a penis sucker.

by Light Joker February 17, 2007

Penis eater

The act of eating pussy..
You fuck tards

Self explanitory d'uuuuuuuuuuuh.

by Aqualung April 8, 2005

penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.

1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.

by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011