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Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!
Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"
by Loominaty January 26, 2024
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Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.
Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.
by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018
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Michael

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.
by cheems1 March 7, 2022
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Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019
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Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG
John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED
by E@$t0n June 1, 2021
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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
by Apacho January 2, 2025
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