mexican death roll

a type of flop in soccer where the guy falls on the ground for absolutely no reason.

STOP DOING THE MEXICAN DEATH ROLL BRO

by ChristopherDanielMyersTheThird March 2, 2017

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024

flamming mexican

1. Similar to a boilermaker, but using Mexican beer and tequila.
2. A homosexual Mexican.
3. A Mexican who failed to escape a burning building.

1. I'd like a Flamming Mexican.
2. Who does he think he is? He was s such a Flamming Mexican.
3. Jose was fast but not fast enough. Rest In Peace Jose.

by Target practice January 18, 2017

Mexican Reaganite

A neoliberal amalgamation of strawmanning, braindeath, hypocrisy, assaults stroken in extremely bad faith on everyone who doesn't share his views, cherrypicking only evidence that serves his narrative, and insulting entire working class populations in the name of fiscal darwinism in twitter account of Mexican clown who is convinced illegal immigration, offshoring the manufacturing and warmongering are the greatest thinks to happen in the history of the United States.

Tired? He is also a catholic whose who owes his philosophy to Ayn Rand.

Mexican Reaganite would support Hitler if only Aryan Race was replaced by Neoliberal economics and Jews by populists.

by Obliterator-in-Exile November 12, 2023

Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise

A dip made by Winkle that’s arousing and surprising

I can’t wait to get my lips on that Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise

by Dawnald June 2, 2018