Douche Bagel

An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.

(May or may not shower weekly)

This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.

by Sweet Banana June 3, 2023

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ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

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Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.

That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...

by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014

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