Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.
Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.
by piet pieraat February 6, 2024
Get the certified deadmug. When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. 
When you’ve engaged in sexual intercourse for no reason at all. It’s a dead End. No money or any real relationship has come from the exchange.
Girl 1: y’all was fuckin! ain’t that yo man?
Girl 2: hell naw, he ain’t talkin bout shit. He a dead body!
Girl 2: hell naw, he ain’t talkin bout shit. He a dead body!
by titforracks July 14, 2022
Get the Dead bodymug. by lovely trim June 8, 2020
Get the dead trimmug. by Idkish June 12, 2022
Get the dead before deathmug. The only appropriate way to toast with a group of men, acknowledging your continued existence on this mortal coil.
by 23yearoldeyes August 26, 2023
Get the Still Not Deadmug.