chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter

Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.

by chananlovesmia January 22, 2016

chocolate pecker

A black man's penis. Generally very large.

You are a chocolate pecker!

by Ohmykatebug February 12, 2018

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 09, 2024

Chocolate Taco

A delicious desert or a treat, that is basically a lot of melted chocolate chips on a warm pancake and is folded. so it looks like a taco.

Haha! Chocolate Taco go BRRRRRRRRRRR

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023

Chocolate Dickens

Anal with diarrhea.

Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.

by BugSnuffler June 17, 2024

Chocolate Bubbly

When someone with diarrhea butt chugs an entire champagne bottle and then proceeds to ass blast their partner.

Jamie: So my girl told me she has some crazy diarrhea right now
Bobby: Are you gonna go for it?
Jamie: Oh yeah.. I'm gonna bring over a bottle of champagne and see if she wants to give me a chocolate bubbly

by Dimmsdale Dimmadome October 07, 2019

purified chocolate

The Chocolate that is blessed by Jesus himself

That kid needs some purified Chocolate, he’s unholy

by Fogly September 27, 2017