Milk chocolate sex

A mix between vanilla and chocolate sex. A new invention created.

Othmane just discovered what milk chocolate sex was

by Cybergirlfriendd September 26, 2023

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Dark chocolate mamba

Tie you limp dick around their throat, Flex, Easy dub, quick decapitation

Bro Elijah just dark chocolate mamba’d Logan smh

by You moms meth dealer Markell December 20, 2019

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october

You eat chocolate all day week

by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020

Chocolate bar

A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea

“Man this chocolate bar feels like the sharp poo I had this morning”

by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022

bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.

Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!

by killbo December 15, 2011