Tool In My Box

Having a "Tool In My Box" means that there is a penis inside of your anal canal at that point in time, so if someone were to say "Hey, did Aytuls shove his tool in your box?" it would be asking if Aytuls shoved his penis up inside of your anal canal.

Hey Ashley, may I shove my tool in your box?, Who would like to shove their tool in my box?. May you stick your Tool In My Box?

by CewnBoy January 24, 2019

Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

box/cup thing

Box/Cup Thing - n. 1. The container in which breakfast drinks reside

I usually get the chocolate kind in the yellow box/cup thing.

by Kerri March 29, 2005

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007

wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.

Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005

bad box

doing something your friends don't approve of.

Yo, you fucked that fat bitch... You're in the bad box

by Yelp! October 20, 2009

Kentucky Jack in the Box

The unfortunate but hilarious consequence of having sex with a woman less than six weeks after a C-Section, resulting in the penis stabbing out of the closed wound. Commonly known to happen Kentucky.

Woman: WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR PENIS STICKING OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON?!
Man: WOW this looks like a Jack in the box... A KENTUCKY Jack in the Box!

by JerJax December 9, 2008