The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably a homecoming) in a makeshift last minute outfit, because your wardrobe has to lack a nice enough fit that you won’t get clowned for. Upon arriving at said homecoming, you have to get your woman taken by somebody who has been attempting people to get them to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex Lao

Alex Lao is a definition of a tall handsome man who is also a well-known womanizer

I would love to name my child Alex Lao as the name has a cool and deeper meaning

by Ethan Tom Mcgee June 16, 2022

Alex

Guy with a fat cock ong💯

Yo is that Alex?
Yeah his cock fat ash ong💯

by Cream God November 22, 2021

Alex

The Funniest Guy u can ever meet.

Alex is a muthafuckin god

by gerogefloydtoyofficial August 20, 2019

Alex

He gets no bitches he has no rizz.

Alexander Redon

by FURRIES.SHALL.DIE December 17, 2022

Godmom alex

She got a fat thang and could spin it

Girl that thang large and in charge godmom alex go crazy

by Beatitlikenelly November 24, 2018

Alex

shitty

shitty

shitty
doesn't care about anyone but himself
whore

this whore Alex

by beautiful.like November 21, 2021