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The Time Traveler's Wife

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".
"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"
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Nap-time nigga

-noun, Someone who gets so drunk and or high at a party, that the person falls asleep half way through the night because he/she is unable to maintain consciousness. you may call this person out, BUT if you are not of dark skin, *be aware of your surroundings*
Häagen: (seeing Dazs after two shots, and one blunt later, lying half-dead on the lazy boy )
"Yo, it ain't even midnight and we got Dazs over here, face down on my couch bein a nap-time nigga."
by loch ness darkness December 20, 2010
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Heat Check Time

in the sport of basketball, whenever a player makes 3 consecutive baskets from down town (3 3pointers) he/she has entered what is known as Heat Check Time. Heat Check Time entitles that specific player to the right of shooting the ball from anywhere and not be called a ball hog.
wow Vince just made 3 threes in a row... "HEAT CHECK TIME". "everyone pass it to him" ... (Vince then continues the streak to 7 in a row because of HEAT CHECK TIME)
by Philbert Michaels February 6, 2013
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squeaky bum time

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.
It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another
by AndyCarroll_Official June 3, 2016
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hard-time ho

härd tīm hō

HISTORIC BACKGROUND: Connected to the idiom regarding individuals that serve hard time in prison for host of reasons, whether from armed robbery to first degree murder.

A hard-time ho is a woman that is relegated to a specific station (such as being a mother, stripper, etc) that resulted from a multitude of skanky and whorish behavior. Such as having more than one ONS that produced more than one child, not knowing who your baby daddy is, or marrying someone under false pretenses.
Elizabeth Webber, a character on General Hospital, is a hard-time ho. It is no wonder she looks older than the current Lucky Spencer.
by RetroDisease October 13, 2009
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phone-time debugging

When coders debug other programmer's or lame students code over the phone! or trouble shoot a computer problem.
A: What is Mac up-to?
B: He is phone-time debugging Alex.
by bretfort October 11, 2009
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Drive Time Vampire

A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.
I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.
by SnotBubbleBoy February 20, 2011
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