Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

Anal Cough

Another very extraordinary word for fart.

Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.

by Molte January 5, 2018

anal

Your Asshole

Frank got anal raped.

by asiansd July 17, 2022

Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021

Anal 69

An abbreviation for the bible quote anal (a-nal) 6:9 which states "thou shalt not nut in ze butt"

"no mom dad that text is named after my favorite bible passage"

"your favorite bible passage is 'anal 69'?"

"yeah a-nal 6:9 'thou shalt not nut in ze butt'"

by Possibly_Catholic? March 21, 2022

Anal Sauce

A group chat use by a bunch of hockey playing dipshits.

Did you see the new chat in Anal Sauce

by Paul Wiggins March 2, 2019