shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012

Shush your face

When contracting all your face muscles at once in the hope that the person who witnesses it will never communicate with you again!

The witch Bianca threatened Rahhman by telling him to "shush your face" so Rahhman called the witch's bluff, and shushed his face in front of her in the attempt that he would never have to talk to her again. Unfortunately, it was just a dream, Rahhman never shushed his face to the girl that loves him the most and to this day Rahhman and Bianca share a very poisonous friendship that will carry on happily ever after.

by The Analytical Chemists R&B August 18, 2013

Your not that guy pal

Your not that guy but spicier with pal added to the end to it

Him: bro I’m going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude

by fallboygo June 5, 2023

What are your pronouns?

An implicit way of saying, "I will never challenge authority because I am incapable of non-state-managed thought. I believe everything the mainstream narrative tells me no matter how ridiculous, illogical, or false, including that there are a million genders out there for you to choose." People will usually cringe when they're asked this question and will think of ways to end the conversation ASAP and never talk to this deranged espouser of propaganda ever again.

Woke NPC: What are your pronouns?

Someone who's smart: Are you retarded?

by bruh 🙂 June 13, 2023

your gay aunt

"your gay Aunt" describes a Person who is not too fussy about doing things properly. This Person might just not be too botherd about someting or is just too lazy to put in too much Effort.

Your gay Aunt would not bother to use Fresh Herbs when cooking, the Dried stuff is just fine.

It needs to be mixed right in the first place, your gay aunt or your Thanos hat wearing cousin is never going to bother to do this.

by Woords March 21, 2023

40 on your head

"40 on your head" is an AAVE originating in basketball culture, and is a catchphrase for when an opposing player scores a high number of points on you in a humiliating fashion. It was further popularized during the 2023 NBA playoffs, when a kid in the crowd during a Sacramento Kings/Golden Warriors playoff game was seen on a national broadcast taunting player Steph Curry with the phrase after Kings star De'Aaron Fox had scored almost 40 points on him.

"He has 40. 40 on your head!"

by miscellany April 27, 2023

None of your concern

Another way of saying “none of your business”

Teacher: I gotta go on a date tomorrow so you’ll have a substitute

Student: Ooh, who are you going on a date with?
Teacher: That’s none of your concern

by Fortnite1500 November 5, 2021