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Sucks per minute

Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021
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Sucks to suck

A phrase used to explain someones misfortune. Should only be used with close friends.
Person 1: I failed my exam today

Person 2: Sucks to suck
by Sizwer December 15, 2021
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Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.
Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"
by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016
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suck peepee

by edherliv February 17, 2022
mugGet the suck peepeemug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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suck-up

Estefefnia is such suck-up
by kittygirls September 23, 2018
mugGet the suck-upmug.

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