Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.

Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!

by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024

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Old-School German Cannon Battle

Two opposing players set up cheek to cheek in a tub full of water. Each person pushes as hard as they can and the first to send excrement into the others anal cavity is considered the winner.

When we were younger, me and my sister would have Old-School German cannon battles. Really that’s what started my fetish…..

by XiiphiiK July 14, 2024

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Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.

It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.

by DrSponge July 15, 2024

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Usually occurs in men 65 or older.
Symptoms include:
- Wearing of cargo shorts, Skechers and New Balance shoes. -Food stains on all shirts. -The uncontrollable urge to share medical conditions with total strangers. -A sudden, frozen gaze. Mouth agape(drool sometimes present) as if they have no freaking idea of where they are. -Experts on all things: Politics, driving directions,grilling, etc. -Often forget why they are in the bathroom.

ODH wives usually die before them, out of pure desire.

This leads to the ODH usually being found dead, due to starvation, in filthy clothing.

If you suspect you are near an ODH: Don't make eye contact. Never, ever ask, "How ya doin'?"

"That guy told me about his bowel movements for 20 minutes. He must have ODH (Old Dick Head) Syndrome"

by The Natrona Jackhammer July 16, 2024

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