bros before hoes

true, but remember its not bros before your girl.
gf: hey come over later
bf: im hanging out with the boys. bros before hoes babe.
gf: *blocked*
by rubbertights March 11, 2021
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bros before hoes

a term you use when one of your friends is completely pussy whipped and you want him to realize that his friends are more important than some girl because they come and go
Dude, why are you always hanging out with your girl? All the guys are skating and chillin'. Bros before hoes, dude.
by Artie E. July 30, 2007
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Captain Sav-a-hoe

A Captain Sav-a-hoe (save a whore) is a man who pays for everything to an unreasonable extent.
Dude..that n****'s just frontin...he spoilin that bitch like he Captain Sav-a-hoe.
by Shame-on-a-n**** November 25, 2002
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Hoe Ass Dude

A pussy. The kind of guy that thinks he's hard...until it's time to rumble.
You talk like you got big nuts Jose, but when the homies rolled up, you tucked your penis between your legs and ran away like a Hoe Ass Dude.
by Nate W. May 16, 2004
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kick dat hoe

A famous samurai warrior known for killing men, then nailing their wives just before he punted them in the ass. This odd trademark led to hundreds of women being branded in the ass by kik dat hoe's size 12 Jordans.
"Dirty Slut, how did you get that mark across your fat ass?".... "It was a sneak attack by Kik Dat Hoe."
by Stephen N April 08, 2005
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Bitches and Hoes hotline

A specialized hotline primarily for those seeking to rent a bitch or a hoe for an evening of pleasure and excitement.
Damn man i gotta get me some action at the club tonight, or else im gonna have to call that Bitches and Hoes hotline
by jbg48212323123 October 06, 2008
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Grimey Ass Hoe

A girl who is nasty as hell, has had sex with 20+ guys and has a kid. Girl, you're a grimey ass hoe.
by dagirluluvtah8 October 12, 2010
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