While taking a shit, you start masturbating, than take your fecal matter and rub it on your pens. Than insert into a creamy vagina.
She wouldn't let me give her a hot carl, so I stuck my reverse Swiss roll in her instead. That chic freaky tho. I didn't even get her name
by Raquel Seltzer February 25, 2024

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.
by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023

by cristithepoop April 20, 2022

by Fennex December 16, 2017

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.
by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Rick Astley's dance-pop single "Never Gonna Give You Up" was originally released as part of his 1987 solo debut album Whenever You Need Somebody. Upon its initial release, the single became a number one hit on several international charts, including the Billboard Hot 100 and UK Singles Chart1. YouTuber Erik Helwig claims to have prank called a Michigan radio station after a sports game and played "Never Gonna Give You Up" over the phone on August 31st, 2006. The story was explained in a YouTube video titled "I Did the First Rickroll (w/ Proof)" uploaded on August 7th, 2015 (shown below).
by catladyiscrazy June 1, 2021
