National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

National Pog Day

National Pog Day is a holiday that happens on the 17th of July each year. It is not yet recognized as a holiday that gives the day off for workers and students by governments, but it should be. All who do not Pog on this day shall be questioned as not being very chungus crewmate, they likely are the sus chungus imposter, we bet, they don't even like brexit.

National Pog Day: You missed Pog Day!

by idkdiegoiguess November 1, 2022

National ur mom day

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag

Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

National Mort Day

No, I don’t mean mort like dead…I mean Mort from Madagascar. National Mort day is every day of the year, but it celebrated on November 16 because why not. Go show Mort some respect and give this a thumbs up.

Carol: Hey Susan do you remember what day it is today?
Susan: Is it your birthday??
Carol: No!! It’s National Mort Day!!
Susan: Oh silly me, I forgot!

by lolbopxd November 15, 2022

national funny day

thursday

yes every thursday is national funny day

thursday is national funny day

by Chemix December 12, 2022

national keegan day

this is a local keegans day on january 6th. enjoy it, it may be his last👀

john-bro did you hear?
ham-about what?
john-its national keegan day
ham-oh shit fr?
keegan day is a joyus day indeed

by bigjoe56 January 4, 2023

National Hickey Day

National Hickey Day serves as an important reminder to all of us of the power of love and connection. The act of giving and receiving a hickey is an intimate, physical way to express your affection for someone else and it should be celebrated.

National Hickey day provides everyone with an opportunity to celebrate our connections with loved ones and recognize the importance of physical intimacy in relationships. There are many benefits associated with expressing physical affection such as increased oxytocin levels (the love hormone), improved moods, lower stress levels, and even deeper connections between partners!

My girlfriend gave me a huge hickey on national hickey day and I had to wear a turtleneck to school every day for a whole week.

by Hickey King January 14, 2023