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Mexican Pizza

The art of farting into someone’s hood of their sweatshirt and then wrapping around their face and head
Eli: what happened with Paige and Adam the other night?

Dalton: you didn’t hear? After Adam was done licking Paige’s sack they got dressed and as Paige wanted food, she had only have 6 meals that day.. Paige was craving Taco Bell so Adam suggested that she put on a hooded sweatshirt since it was cold outside. After she changed he proceeded to fart in her hood and strangle her with it. Adam “ we have Taco Bell at home, here’s your Mexican pizza”
by anonymous July 6, 2025
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Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017
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Dick Mexican

“Bro imma do a dick Mexican then have my girl suck it
by BotchyBootchy November 12, 2019
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A Mexican Sneeze

The participant A lays on her back and rolls knees overhead
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze

(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)
I heard of someone using fresh chilli in a Mexican sneeze, might be easier?
by A-Bear—royale January 18, 2024
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mexican night special

when you go to the Beef N Brew in Mapleton, Iowa on a Tuesday night and get the Mexican Night Special (food poisoning inc. for free)

also slang for blowjob
brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"
by anonymous April 7, 2022
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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel
by YaBoi Hibberto December 7, 2018
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